[E'l Scrabino]

Blonde jokes now? I'll haf to think some up...
Oooo! Got one!

Two blondes were walking down a street, and one of them was carrying a big bag, one asked the other, "What's in the bag?" The other said, "Chickens." "If i can guess how many chickens there are in the bag, can i have one of them?
replied the one without the bag, "If you guess how many there are, i'll give you both of them!" "Well, i think you have three..."