More facts
Here's a few more great ones;
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people."
"Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is his way"
"Icy-Hot is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA."
"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."
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