[Bullet Magnet]

Wash was crouched in front of a locker, playing with an open panel. He had just liberated two wires from their original positions and was timidly touching them together, flinching at the sparks they made. The locker door swung open.
"Yeah! I've still got it!" He looked inside. "All right, jackpot!" Wash pulled out a clean loincloth and held it to the light. "I don't know whose this is or who they are, but I need it more than-" He spun around. "Oh, bloody hell."
It was that pervy security orb again.
"I don't know what is wrong with you, but you seem to have taken a shine to me that I don't like."
The orb slowly advanced on him. Wash started to back away, actually scared now. "Okay orb dude, back off. Stay back. Hell hell hell hell! Gorrammit man, what do you want?" He slipped the loincloth on, and suddenly felt much braver now that he wasn't naked. He ran forwards, grabbed the orb's lens and leap-slogged over it. He darted around the corner, narrowly missing a ruby-red lightning beam that crackled in the air.