Religious Theme Days at Amusement Parks(Saw at Fark)
On Amish Day, they just take the signs and put them in front of a hay field and pretend that that's where the park has always been.
On Catholic Day, you must have this many kids in order to ride.
On Jewish Day, everything's so expensive and it's so hot and the lines are so long and they call this a bagel?!?!?!?
On Raelian Day, the lines are short and the refreshments are free.
Aryan Day and Mormon Day are held concurrently. So far, no one has noticed.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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