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I like the religious idea, but I think he seems like the type of person to be the quiet, conservative-ish Christian type. Perhaps I'll go somewhere in the completely opposite direction and try to convert him. Well done, Kimon.
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I suggest pretending to be a muslim. The bonus for that is even if it doesn't actually turn him off, you don't have to worry about him perving at you when you're wearing a hijab.
Or invite him to a pagan ritual where you indulge in a giant orgy under the stars on the vernal equinox. In a pentagram.