Oh gawd, i'm dieing from laughter!
But i gots a joke! But...heehee...i...hahahaho...*dies*
A hunter successfully kills a deer and brings it home for dinner, but he knows his kids are picky eaters and won't eat it if they knew what it was.
So near dinner time, his son say, "Dad, what's for supper?" and the dad replies, "You'll see..." and half-way through dinner, his daughter this time says, "what are we having, Dad?" and the dad says, "I'll give you a hint, it's what Mummy sometimes calls me." "
OH MY GOD WE'RE EATING ASSHOLE!" screams the daughter!
Good, eh?