Haha, while I'd like to be blatantly honest to him, I'd feel too mean. And I can only be mean to people who I love but piss me off or people I just plain hate. I can't help but feel sorry for him... but I'm definitely going to take away any desire he has to talk to/be around me.
I like the religious idea, but I think he seems like the type of person to be the quiet, conservative-ish Christian type. Perhaps I'll go somewhere in the completely opposite direction and try to convert him. Well done, Kimon.
The fake cut marks idea deserves honorable mention though; it made me smile.
