Some of you may of already heard of this. It's quite old, but I searched and couldn't find anything on it. So here it is,
www.chucknorrisfacts.com, for your viewing pleasure.
Some of my favourites:
"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."
"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
"Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday."
"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building"