Whats 2 feet long, stiff, and makes a woman scream at night?
Crib death.
How do you make a toddler cry twice?
**** him in the ass and clean your dick with his teddy bear.
Edit: 2 Oldies but goodies
What'd the leper tell the prostitute?
"You can keep the tip."
Why'd the leper go back to shower?
He forget his Head and Shoulders.\
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
Last edited by Statikk HDM; 06-27-2006 at 12:14 PM..
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