The first one, how could you possibly do that with a herring? Also, pretty embarassing.
Better facial hair: Gimli, Blackbeard, Ambrose Burnside, Merlin, or Snidely Whiplash?
Bigger douchebag: George W Bush or Tony Blair?
Car accident or poisoning, which is worse?
Best player to never have won his respective sport's championship game, Dan Marino OR Karl Malone?
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I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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