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If I told you that the next thing I say is the truth, but the last thing I said was a lie, would you believe me?
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Slight tense issues... but here's my logic:
1. If "the last thing [you] said" was "the next thing I say is the truth"... then you were lying about being about to say the truth, so I don't trust you.
2. If "the last thing [you] said" was a lie... why would I believe the next thing you say anyway? You just lied to me!
RE: Sweet Jebus!
This is just retna burn. It's easy-ish to make images like that. All you need is to make a "stamp" out of a simple image, get people to stare at it for long enough, then look at something white {normaly the ceiling}.
Oh, here's one for everyone:
If yesterday's tomorrow is Thursday, what's the day after tomorrow's yesterday?