I would break down your post and answer each prompt with an excess of dry wit and a pinch of satyrical assholery, but I'm tired. I'll just say I disagree with most of your anti-PS3 points rather strongly.
At the indecisive soup-eater above me, to thou I say this: "Bah, humbug! Xbox 360 is the best thing to happen to mankind in years!
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Cuz Peter Jackson's game is on it."
