That's right, it's Karaoke Night at Alf's Rehab again, so give it up for our very own: Abe and Munch!
Munch: So are we gonna sing a song or what?
Alf: I’ve got an idea.
Munch: Oh, you’ve got an idea?
Alf: Why don’t you an’ Stitchlips do Me And My Gabbit?
Abe: Well I’m not sure I know all the words, but I’m game.
Me and My Gabbit (Me and My Shadow)
[MUSIC BEGINS]
Munch: Well let’s try it once. Just for fun. Do you wanna start it?
Abe: Okay, you be the Gabbit.
Munch: I am a Gabbit!
Like the Wolvarks cling to the wall
Like the searex stays with the sea
Like you'll never get rid of your Gabbit
Abe, you'll never get rid of me
Let all the others cry and cuss
Whatever happens, we've got us.
(Me and my Gabbit)
We're closer than Munchies were to their meech
We're closer than jaws of a great dirty fleech
(Stay away from SoulStorm Brew)
Together there aint nothing’ we cannot reach
Closer than a snoozer to it’s shocking bruiser
(Me and my Gabbit)
We're closer than spoocebows to mud archers’ arms
We're closer than Molluck was to Rupture Farms
Not a slog can bust this team in two
We stick together like poo
And when it's feeding time
That's when we rise
Our bites do sting
Go for their eyes!
Our songs don't rhyme
Nothing but lies
They ring-a-ding-schwing!
Asses in gear!
(Me and my Gabbit)
And now to repeat what I said at the start
They'll need a large bonesaw to grind us apart
He is grey but I am blue
Before we get finished, we'll both be outlawed
We'll drop in at Necrum, and make the scrabs roar
We'll wind up at Alfie's for rehab and more
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
(Here comes the party!)
For my Gabbit and me!
Say Abe?
What is it, Munch?
Do me a favor?
What do you want, now?
Would you mind taking it, just one more time?
From the top?
No! From the ending!
Okey dokey.
So many places, that we will soon be
We'll drop in at FeeCo, ‘coz I need to pee
But wind up at Alfie's, for rehab and tea
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
(Wow!)
For my Gabbit and me!
Abe?
Oh, forget it Munch.
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