Hey let`s not get our panties in a wad.
This is Oklahoma we are talking about here.
They have a Looooong history of moronic laws.
Such as:
# Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
# Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
# Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
# It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
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Whaling is illegal. 
It`s a FU#KING landlocked State!!!!
#It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. 
# Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
# People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
# Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. ( no longer on the books)
# Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
# Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
# It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.
# Tattoos are banned.
# No one may spit on a sidewalk.
# It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
# It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
# Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
# Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
# One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
And my personal favorite,
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It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
You gotta love that last one, is there really a need for any this?