You ever walk into a super market and see those deals like 4 for 10 on oven pizzas? Well I had a really brilliant thought: Why don't they just sell them for $2.50 a pop? I wonder how many pizzas went unsold because somebody didn't want their pizzas in a multiple of 4. What about all the people who say to themselves, "I wish I could only get 3 pizzas" or "6 would be perfect for me, but alas, I'm stuck with 2 less or 2 more pizzas than I want."
Why don't they put headphone jacks on television sets so when people are sleeping you don't have to sit close to the television to hear what the !@#$ is going on and you can listen to it at a reasonable volume? This would get a lot more use than the V Chip. Another thing, you know how when you go to the bank they have those things that keep the banks from being ripped off by people taking pens, right? Don't they realize that they lose pencils, too?
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I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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