WTF you on about? Freak.
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Nay. Scotland is too boring. Worst thing I've ever had was a giant hedge-hog in my garden. Oh the woe 
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At least you get red Squirrels (not stupid evil unnatural grey's) and wild cats. I have a sink-pond with Sticklebakcs, though, which rocks. I have some more...'worrying' things in my garden, but they might put you off your dinner. Some, anyway.