Right. Here you go:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=13690
This is just the first chapter. I'm on chapter 4 now, but I'd rather finish the story before I post the whole thing, as I go back and change stuff all the time. This one is just a draft. I also posted it before I could use
italics, and I'll be blown if I'm gonna hunt through it to put them in now.
Also, this is a short story about how Alf answered his fanmail from Oddworld:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=13688