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I'm not allowed back on campus property, ever since I tried to bury some of the classroom pets.
Alive.
So instead, I masturbate in the bushes just off campus grounds. Sometimes I masturbate on them. "Jerky McWhackWhack, the Bush Sprayer," they used to call me. Also "Weed Whacker."
It's hot. Anyone want a video?
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That's nothing. I dont wanna make myself sound cool or anything but I wank in the girls toilets while listening to their erotic noises of constipation. If you think i'm talking it up Dipstikk I can send you pics of me doing it. I 'own' you man.