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I'm not allowed back on campus property, ever since I tried to bury some of the classroom pets.

Alive.

So instead, I masturbate in the bushes just off campus grounds. Sometimes I masturbate on them. "Jerky McWhackWhack, the Bush Sprayer," they used to call me. Also "Weed Whacker."

It's hot. Anyone want a video?