[Sassenach]

...He has an alcohol problem that is slowly destroying his family.

Haha!

Hello everyone, I'm Esus but now I have a new account because I could not access my older ones and I can't use the password recovery system because apparently I'm getting the email address consistently wrong or something so I have made a new account. The new account is called Sassenach.

Someone tell me what happened while I was away - knowing this place, there's bound to be pages upon pages of pure drama!!!
If you can't remember when I went away or simply didn't notice, feel free to just tell me recent events.
I don't think I've been gone very long, but I don't remember.