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You are the ugliest, fattest, and most undeservedly pompous mother****er I have ever had the displeasure of meeting on this net which is intertwined. Just one glance at your words makes vomit want to fly from my lips and shower humanity with a hailstorm of bile. If you had even the slightest education I am sure that your very presence on this earth would shame you into commiting suicide. Now get right with God. You damned homo.
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Thank you very much for the ideas, but what in the name of God made you think I was insulting you in the first place?
I cannot use the abovementioned graciously provided insults for these reasons.
1. I can’t call you the ugliest, fattest and etc., since I have never seen you anyway.
2. On the contrary, I enjoy your sarcastic sense of humor.
3. One glance at your words certainly do not make vomit want to fly from my lips and shower humanity with a hailstorm of bile.
4. Since you are fairly capable of at least typing this post, I conclude that you
did have at least a slight education.
5. Frankly, I don’t see any reason for you committing suicide.
6. And I certainly
am not going to call you a homosexual, seeing as I have absolutely no reason to believe that.
I hope this clears things up.
P.S. I didn't reply yesterday because I logged off.