I'm surprised noone called the cops on me a couple days ago. I took my daughter Abbey (who is 2) for a walk down to the river the other day. We were just throwing rocks in the river and having fun. When it was time to go she didn't want to leave. She refused to walk and just layed down on the ground screaming. I tried to pick her up and carry her back but she kicked me in the balls when I did. I had to drag her the entire way back to our house by one arm while she screamed "HELP" at the top of her lungs. Needless to say I was just a smidge embarrased. Every single person I passed just stood there staring at me.
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My bowels hurt.
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