Splat steps up to the plate.
They might not all be brilliant, but gimme points for effort.
AE
:Opening Poem:
Take 1:
"His scarred hands branded
On Moon's Odd face:
This Here may free
The Muddykin Race!"
Lorne: "You idiot, its pronounced MUDOKON! MOO-DOCK-UN!
Slig: "Uh, actullay, the script says 'Modikun'."
:Necrum Mines explode:
Take 1:
Abe is shot out of Necrum Mines entrance. He blasts out towards the tusked skull but misses it. Camera turns down to see him disappearing into a pit.
Take 2:
Abe flies down and lands on the skull with a yowl of pain.
Lorne: "ALRIGHT, CUT! Sorry Abe, we didn't get the fire. We gotta do it again."
Abe, clutching groin, looks horrified. "Can't i get a stunt double for these scenes?"
Take 3:
Abe is standing in front of electronic catapult in an alcove in the mine wall. As he prepares to take a blast of fire and smoke shoots out of the machine behind him.
Smoke machine mudokon: "There it is, told you I'd get her working."
Take 4:
Abe comes flying out of mines with fire behind him. He lands on the tusk, which breaks and drops Abe into the pit.
:Meeting the Wierdos:
Take 1:
Abe walks towards the door leading to the Wierdos' chamber but it slams closed just before he steps through.
Take 2:
Abe walks into the wierdos' chamber but finds it empty. Someone has spray-painted "AEB SUXZORZ" on a wall.
ripik, Aslik and Phleg - Boardroom:
Take 1:
Aslik: "No! You idiots! We're gonna lock this place up so tight, that that Abe Guy would have to be invisible to get through!"
Phleg and Aslik starts laughing.
Dripik: (In Liverpool accent) "Hang on fellas, I thought he could be..."
Phleg: (Swedish Accent) "Oh, vor... Can you nevar vead your bloody zcript, fool?"
Take 2:
Aslik: "No, you idiots. We're gonna lock this place up so tight, that Abe Guy would have to be invisible to get through!"
Glukkons start laughing.
Abe walks into scene looking sleepy. "Hey, can i get some coffee round here?"
:Arrival at Fee Co:
Take 1:
Abe's cart moves slowly along its rail until it passes the sign that should say 'Mudokon Pops' but now reads "Vote Alf for Ruler of Mudos!" Abe screams and leaps off the cart.
:The good Ending - Brewery:
Take 1:
Brewmaster: "I'ss not fair... Ve had twice, zee flavour..."
The alarms stop and the lights go dim. The boilers behind the brewmaster hiss for a second and then one of them falls forward: just a piece of wooden scenery. Behind is the smoke machine and the mudokon who controls it, who starts kicking it wildly.
Take 2:
Brewmaster: I'ss not fair... We had Twi-"
The boilers suddenly burst outwards, engulfing the Brewmaster and the camera in flames. Brewmaster screams and then the camera dies.
:The Bad Ending:
Take 1:
Abe hangs in the Tear X-Tractor.
Brewmaster: "What the hey, go for the record."
Slig pushes the lever and the Brewmaster bursts into flames.
Cheers Izuki for help on that last one.