[Munch's Master]

I'd like to either be a mudokon or a Slig. Not Abe, as he's a wanted terrorist. And preferably a Valet Slig if I were a Slig, because that'd be a safe-ish life of almost-showbiz. Or the Newscaster Slig/a Reporter Slig. The less factory-related jobs would be the safer. Although if I had to be a factory Slig I'd be a Bigbro, big, powerful and intimidating. Plus less likely to get killed. And I'd pick a mudokon because that'd be peaceful and relaxing, and a nice life.