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And you know enough about me to back that up?
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DI, back up his claim? Psh, DI's too cool for that. Just look at his up-to-three-line posts, and his hardcore, devil-may-care attitude. That is... so awesome somehow.
Besides, nobody has to be anything on the internet. That's the best thing about it: no matter how much of a stringy, pastey little nerd someone is in real life, they're kings here, mainly because the internet provides a wall between you and the people you're hastling. Without that wall, your face would be pounded into the cold dark gravel, where your only friend and equal are insects and the last shred of dignity you have (and clench tightly to) before I hang you from an oak branch by your underwear.
I mean... until THEY hang you up from a branch by your underwear.
But I would too.
...Pinata, anyone?