[Disgruntled Intern]

Watch this, guys. See the italicized text? Well, in a few seconds, the bold text is going to totally f*ck it, and entire post, up the ass. Wait for it...
OH MAN, DID YOU SEE THAT? Unbelievable! That is... that is a priceless moment. Someone get the video camera!

Oop, hold on. I have to go check the pot on the stove. It keeps yelling something at the kettle. Something about the kettle being... "black?" A block? A block of something? I dunno.

Oh, and before I go, you are fat. Maybe not frighteningly, but you're still fat. Eh, okay, chubby. Maybe... maybe a little puffiness here and there. Join us, in the Fatty Club! We have deep-fried cake and grease straight from the bottle!
I mean, come on. Takes one to know one, right Bubba?

I was going to say something about me joining the fat club when you join the satire club, but it looks like I'd be preaching to the fat-satirical choir.

Well done.