Okay, how about this. It was harder to write, and shows. I got the idea from a Daily Deception on the official site, and is apparently Alf's favourite.
FeeCo-razy (Stone Cold Crazy)
Out of the blue I got a terrible warning
It was written right in the stone
There are sligs going round
Better not make a sound
But I’m sitting here all alone
Name’s on the door
At the town’s Bounty Store
I am good-for-nothing and outlawed
Never, never, I never want to fight a war
I don’t even know of what it’s for!
Crazy
FeeCo-razy you know
[INSTRUMENTAL]
I look to the Moon
I am a hired goon
And there’s Sekto calling on the phone
But there’s more, but there’s more
So I scurry from the law
I gotta stop running my feet are raw
Crazy
FeeCo-razy you know
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Falling off my seat
Shooting people in the street
With my bad Blitzpacker Vendo gun
I angered Elboze Freely
That’ll be the end of me
It was just a little bit of fun
My name is on a noose
I ran right outa spooce
I knew this wouldn’t end well
Now they’re gonna cash me in
And then they’ll lock me in a cell
Crazy
FeeCo-razy you know
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