Oddworld Abe's Oddysee
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Abe sticks his head through the door to see whats going on, and the doors close.
"Uh..............Lorne?" Mullok says.
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".......and smashed my head. Then some big face appeared, and carried me off to bed." Abe said.
"NO NO NO NO! Abe will you stop doing that! I know working is tireing and im teasing you sleeping 24/7 but you gotta focus!" Lorne says.
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Abe's Exodus
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Abe is walking in desert with mudokons. The mudokons suddenly blow up, and those people from get freaky appear. Abe possesses them and kills them, and kicks the radio playing the get freaky CD. "Get freaky! Get get get get get get get get get get get get get freget get get get" BOOM.
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"We will get that tratior abe in no time! or my name isent......uh....."
"shitface sir?"
"thats right! that...hey wait a min......."
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"Its your fault were in this mess!"
"This bites."
"Grrr."
"Grrr."
"Thanks to him im missing the oprea where the slig and the glukkon finally kiss! GET HIM!" The fifth mudokon says and gets out a baseball bat." WHACK! WHACK!
"Er.............*dials* Hello? Ambulence please? Where? The middle of nowhere." Lorne says into a phone.
.....I know there absoulute rubbish, but oh well.
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