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.... what the hell?
Seriously. Why did this go unnoticed? Am I missing something?
Fry, what the hell?
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...He's been in half the threads in the OGD topic...it ain't new...although, I'm waitin' fer 'im to be the bait to the mods.
Anyways...got s'more. I really worked on 'em.
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OSW- In the game...
:Stranger's continuously thrown in to walls head-first by the person on the controller.
He stops abruptly, and walks up to the camera:
Stranger: 'ey, I dunno 'bout you, but, uh, how's 'bout I throw you 'round like a Clakker bein' roused?
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OSW- In the beginning
:Booty lands on the ground wrapped.
Stranger falls through the canopy, landing stumbly on his knees, only to fall forward:
Stranger: Must I wear these boots, guys?
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Take two
:Stranger goes down the forest canopy, his boot being caugh in a vine.
He dangles above the spot he is supposed to land, with arms folded across his chest:
Stranger: Ya know...this makes, this makes me feel like Tarzan. (background voice: Yeah?) Yeah...jist...gimme a loin cloth, and I'll be complete...
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OSW- De-pantsing stage
D. Caste Raider- It's an odd-damn Steef!
:Scruffs Stranger:
Raider: Hidin' its legs! Got no ho-
:A ringtone of "It's a small world after all" chimes in the background.
Outlaws part from the culprit with the ringing in its pocket, blushing embarrassedly:
D. Caste: Damn it! I though I told yeh not to rouse with yer girl on the cell phone!
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Take two
D. Caste: It's an odd-damn St-
:A chime of the Star Wars theme rings louder.
D. Caste glances around with dodgy eyes:
Raider: He heh...I guess vibrate would be better without the ringtone...
Stranger: Mhm...and we all wonder what yeh do with it on vibrate, Caste...