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Those were friggin' hilarious, Dave!
'specially the calls to Sekto. My throat hurts now...
OSW- The beginning
uring Blisterz persuing Stranger, he trips over.
Stranger looks over his shoulder, and is flipped head-over and down on his back:
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OSW- Saving Eugene
Eugene: Yeah! It's time fer some, radical excavation!
:Presses plunger down, but nothing happens.
Both Stranger and Eugene look at each other awkwardly:
Eugene: Uh, wasn't there supposed to be an earth-shattering ka-boom?
Co-worker: There was...'cause that was the only way ouy...
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OWS- Call to Sekto.
Take one
:The clerk dials in to phone Sekto:
Clerk: Hey, uh, hello, Mr. Sekto? Yeah this is Buzzarton Bounty store. I got'a bounty hunter 'ere, and wants to have a word wit'cha. I-
:Pause.
The Clerk whispers in to the phone:
Clerk:
Yeah, uh, put that on my tab fer me... Who's the moron that gave me the Chicky Cheeses number!?
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Take two
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Clerk: Hope this is right...Hey, uh, hello, Mr. Sekt-
:becomes embarrassed:
Clerk:
Listen, Ma, I have work ta do. I'll give yeh a sponge bath later...
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Take three
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ials in furiously:
Clerk: Hello, Mr. Sekto?
:Angry jibber comes on the phone:
Clerk: IM'-A WRING THE PERSON THAT GAVE ME MY EX'S NUMBER!
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Take four
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Clerk: Is this Sekto?......Good, 'ere...
:shoves phone to Stranger:
Stranger: 'ello?
Sekto:............Seven days.....
Lorne: Cut it out, guys! We've only got a week to finish this scene!
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I got more, but I'll have ter post 'em later.