There are far too many moments in my life when I've made an awkward ass out of myself that I'd like to relive, simply so I could do things less awkwardly and much less assy. I'll just leave it at that and let the reader make his or her own inferences, although I'm sure that a lot of you know what I mean.
Amber and I had a really awkward first kiss, though (my fault). I'd definitely like to go back and "fix" that.
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