[Bullet Magnet]

I vote that anyone who finds Clakker women sexually attractive should be banned from the forum, for their own good. They have serious issues.

Okay, that was immature of me. They clearly need to stay and recieve our counsel.

Seriously, though, alot of fans would say I'm crazy if I said "is Oddworld merchendise really a good thing?"

"He's crazy!" I hear you cry, but hear me out. As much as we'd all love to bankrupt ourselves on as many plush paramites as we could buy, and OWI would need the money to produce feature-length films, they would be squeezing money out of the one group who would buy them: us. And coming dangerously close to the very corporate monsters they portray as enemies in their games. I, of course, would love a plush paramite.

Oddworld isn't nearly as big as, say Bungie, who produce loads of halo related toys and stuff. And who is behind Bungie?

We just have to weigh what the fans want (stuff!), and what Oddworld stands for, which is AGAINST corporate greed, but also FOR what the fans want. A dilemma.

I think cuddly fuzzles would sell way better than paramites anyway.