[Bullet Magnet]

Yes, well...

I wanna get a couple of things straight.
I'm not a vegetarian, I just took the side with the least representation in this thread.

I do not go out at night with a spatula and scrape dead animals off of the road.
1 I make my brother get the pheasant.
2 They are never flat. Usually the car just breaks their neck and they died quickly, knocked to the side of the road. They are too slow and stupid to get out of way. If any part is squashed, forget it.
3 They are not there for days. Pretty quickly scavengers will beat me to it, so you can be sure that it is fresh, unless the bird is surrounded by flat foxes.

Tips for those who might be presuaded to do the same, an unlikely situation, but hey, this is Oddworld Forums.

Check that the bird is dead when you put it in your car, and not stunned. You do not want it to wake up in your car or house, believe me.

Make sure the gut is not ruptured, or the meat will be contaminated and deadly to eat.

Happy scraping!