[used:)]

What do you people see in girls?

Putting up with one always telling you to put on pants, eat healthy, buy them crap, show commitment, keep your feet off the table, sexually please them when you're exhausted, take them to see movies starring Susan Surandon, and not keep your Synchromatic in the fridge is enough!

And to those of you who see this as an opening; No. I'm not gay.

We're talking about sex, not a relationship.