Well, I lost my job cause I lit my boss's apron on fire with the dishwasher power cord. So now my parents kicked me out of the house and I'm using this nice hobos hand crankable laptob with high speed internet. I stole it from him and got away because his shopping cart slowed him down, I later heard that he told a cop but he didn't believe him, cause, really, who believes a hobo anyway? well now I'm sitting outside of the library with a latte in my hand, and typing with my other hand, I'm starting to get a cramp so I'll finish it up with a nice little april fools.
now to go get that guys groceries.
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