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Moron: What music do you like, Kai?
Me: Classical
Moron: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Twat: What's your favorite movie?
Me: Batman Returns
Twat: HAHAHAHA! You're gay!
Douche: Kai, do you like Halo?
Me: No. I think the story is cliche and the gameplay style is mundane at best!
Douche: HAHAHA! You suck! I LIKE MADDEN AND GTA OMG! What's 'mundane' mean!?
Prick: Hey Kai, what do you like to do?
Me: You're fucking mother.
Prick: HAHAHAHa... ha...ha... wait, what?
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So true, so true. It happens to me as well. And the last example is always the perfect comeback.
Well I've a few new things to add to my list that I forgot to put on last time, but they're fairly unsuprising or common hates:
1) Ignorant/predjucided people (homophobes, sexists, bigots, hypocrites etc.)
2) Overly loud, stupid people.
3) French lessons
4) This b!tch of a teacher at my school
5) A lot of people at my school
6) prank callers that are just plain dicks. Mind you, most are anyway.