I saw an UFO, then it turned out to be the second coming of Jesus, but then I found out Jesus died along time ago, so I went to my room and ate Sun Chips.
Honestly though, I do believe the universe is too massive not to contain extra terrestrial life. But if they're as goddamn advanced as the average Poindexter McButtnuggets claims, then I don't see an estimable reason why they'd be interested in our race, unless their grad-students are on a 3 month study to see how much wildlife we can slash and burn to make toothpicks and toilet paper (the kind with aloe) in that time span.
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