Oh no! you comrades have found me out! * rips off mask , exposing giant stalin moustache * Kaputnik!
No , im not a communism fella , just a poor , tormented soul who has no friends and trys to steal his best friends girlfriend.
A lady once came to our door once , she had a wet kitten with her with a brick tied around its neck with nylon . She had seen a man dump this cat in a river , and run away , so we looked after the poor thing ( it had worms ) and handed it to the SPCA , we checked in to the SPCA the next day , and someone had brought it aroun 20 minutes after we left him , its good to see he went to a good family , it brings tears of joy to my eyes
