Zose Canaan days we used to know, where have zey gone? Where diiiiiiid zey go?...
I saw a production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at my high school last night, and I just felt inspired, I guess. Even if you don't know the song (Those Canaan Days) or haven't seen the play, you might appreciate the mental image: a bunch of Middle Eastern guys dancing around wearing berets, singing nostalgically with French accents about the good old days in Canaan. Hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time.
I couldn't think of where else to put this. I figure it qualifies as stupid shit.