Well, I did have this one dream of finding a crawling slig in my bed, so I picked him up carefully (he was all slimy like a slug) and put him on my chair, then woke him up by poking him with the blunt end of a pencil. It was funny, he grabbed some spare change off my cupboard and jumped out of the window, then crawled across the street and almost got hit by a car, lol.
I also had a dream when of buying a paramite from a travelling salesman person, but it was untrained, so I tried to tame it using string with meat on the end. Didn't turn out well though, someone called the police when I told it to eat a chav trying to wreck some baby's swings at the park ¬_¬
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