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Well the best thing to do is to start off by posting nothing but really dull, boring opinions on things that don't contain anything controversial or potentially rulebreaking. Basically keep a low profile, and don't rub anybody's fur the wrong way until you've got enough experience and favour under your belt to make statements with some authority. Keep doing this for about 6 months, then start to agree with the moderators often, appear to consider them your friend, try to copy their tone, get them to like you by taking their side in arguments. After about a month of that, you should find out what the moderator's hotmail addresses are, and add them to your MSN. Talk to them often on MSN in a really friendly way, and when mentioning things on the forum, only talk about things you know they agree with. Also it might help to have Rex Tirano, Aquatic Ambi, and anyone else who appears to be favoured by the moderator team. 6 months later talk to some of the moderators over msn about moderating the forum of your choice. Give it a few days and you'll be a moderator!

Then all you need to do, is see about getting admin panel access. Once you've done that, you can lock out all the admins, change all the access passwords and email address, delete all the posts, and delete the backups. Huzzah! That'll teach that easily stereotyped modsquad for being so silly!

Welcome to owf.

You must really be tracking these things at a molecular level, huh?