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Becoming an atheist your senior year at a Christian boarding school.
I'm dreading telling everyone.
"Hey, you know how my ma just spent 25 grand and bragged about her super-biblical son who was going to be a preacher? I think religion is bullshit, a coping mechanism that has long since served its purpose and I'm going to the public state college . So, howzabout givin' me that "Congrats! You graduated!" card with all the money in it?"
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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