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Ladies and germs, I'm pleased to announce that I'm working on a web cartoon! Dunderville, USA; a regionally-unspecificl, third-rate hick town, is home to many residents. But the story revolves around a circle of friends: Matt Seiger, who is an exaggerated version of me, Alan Michaelson (a character based greatly off of my friend Alan Michael Ackerman, the guy in my "pretty big accusation" thread), Owen Antirrhopus* (an arrogant, condecending deinonychus), and Tessa Hemmerson (the "token female" and practicing photographer).
Living in the suburbs, Matt inherited a fortune from his uncle Rick, built a home, rented rooms out to his friends, and tossed the rest in a savings account. It's his job to cause as much havoc as humanly possible for the town's residents.

EDIT: Revised script farther down!