I would make a law that makes a new religon.
I would call it, 'Mitsurism'.
You have to come out everyday at exactly 12 AM wearing a fat suit if you were a guy, or a bikini if a girl. Then they would do the hokey-pokey (first 5 lines), and then shout
"PRAISE BE TO MITSUR, THE GREAT CHEESE LLAMA"
Dude, that would be so sweet.
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