[Joe2Fat4Oddworld]

Chapter 2:Pandamonium

"Jack,what the hell is taking you so damn long?"Shouts Zek from outside the Tea and Oats shop.

"I'll be out in a minute so hold on Zek.And stop yelling!"I yell back from inside.

"So what 'cha gettin',Tea or oats?(mutters to himself)I never liked this damn store 'cause thats all they ever had!"says Zek sarcasticly.Jack finally walks out with a grocery bag.

"I got both and didn't mom AND me tell you to stop cussing?I know you may think you look cool but it's causing a bad scene."

"Oh that's a bunch of bull sh-"Zek was stopped by the glance of Cindae Capheria as she slowly walked past."Ddddaaaammmnn that's HOT!Too bad she's going out with that asshole Locs!"

"You mean that guy that beats the crap out of you at school?"scoffs Jack.

Zek put out his foot and tripped Jake onto the side walk.Then he picked me by the neck and slammmed into the wall.

"I'm gonna beat the crap out of YOU if you don't shut you're big fat..."suddunly the giant VMP(Visual Message Projector) came on that was on top of the main city sky scraper.

"This is M.O.M news coming to you live from the VMP station in Mudos.This is an emergancy broadcast and with us tonight is Pig the Slig!"the anounncer always made the same mistake and the time it took to get over it almost took up the whole broadcast.

A slig sitting on a chair yelled"You dumb ass!It's Pidge the Slig!You never get it right!You should be fired you pile of shi-"in the middle of his ranting the topic card was put in front of his neruologic scanner(in other words his eyes)"Too bad that you don't have photographic memory or (he puts his hand on a nob on his neurologic scanner.He turns it and a red horizontal light appears not too far away from his tenticles and move up and down in a scanning motion.) a thermal radar of a 1000 millowatts per a hundred square kelvins!And one bad-ass rip-rifle 2000000!"

Then the worthless mechanical slob searches back in his memory to what the card said

"Wait a ferinheit...NOOO!"the slig flies backward in his chair.His arm comes up onto the table then his head.

"This isn't possible!It's-it's...IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!"

I was too much in shock to mention that Zek had had his paw around my neck and I was with out air for ten minutes.He droped me and I fell to the ground caughing as everyone started screaming and running every where.

Suddunly the slig on the VMP stood up and said "And I feel fine!"

"Stupid slig!"I thought.I stood up too and looked at Zek who was still looking the other way."Zek?"I asked.

"Go home Jack."he said quietly.

"Wait...where are you going to go?"

"I'm going to get supplies...and loot some cool stuff."he said as though we weren't going to die any time soon.

"Hey,I want to come!"

"Well you can't!"

"Look,I may be your little brother but this is a bunch of shit!"I said with a tone much like my brothers.

"Mom needs help ...remember!"He looked back at me with a glare.

"The coin!"I thought.I nodded and took off.The coin was an acient airloom that everyone knew was worth millions of moolah and I knew if I didn't get home on the double someone would steel it!
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