[Nate]

I think I would move my family to a different suburb when I was a kid. See, they chose my school because it was the only Jewish school with a bus going to it. And I never really fit into that school from a religious standpoint (wow, I actually wrote satanpoint without realising it!) because it was an ultraorthodox school and I'm, well, not. And if we had lived on the other side of town I would have actually lived near my friends instead of a half-hour drive away, which meant I never saw them. Plus the other school I would have gone to was co-ed which would have been good for me because I got along better with the ladies when I was little, what with being crap at sports. All of which added up to me being totally socially disfunctional until the age of 18.