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02-26-2006, 07:22 PM
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Greasy listened to the elevator music , as the elevetor continued to rise.

Greasy : grrrr , I hate abba!

The elevator suddenly stopped , and the elevator lights turned to red , blinking red , a alarm started sounding .

Greasy : WE ARE GUNNA DIE ZIZZY! Notes , get on the slig phone!

Notes turned the slig phone on with his sligspeak .

Notes : whats the situation outside?

Slig phone operator : Those crafty mudokons , they entered the main gate , killed a few hundred sligs , and as all the sligs moved to guard the front gate , another 89999999 burst through the rear wall , they have hijacked the train , and have most of there troops in there .

Greasy : oh and by the way , do you think you could order some hot glukkon chicks in this elevator ? its kinda stuffy!

Operator : how the hell can i do that! youre about 7 storeys high in a jammed elvator , im outta here , we are screwed!

Greasy ( to hot slig chick) say toots , you may be a slig , but we are going to die soon , so fancy a shag?

Hot slig chick : NO , thats just wrong , notes is my man!

Greasy : damn! stuck in a elevator with NO CHICKS , zizzy , we are dead meech paste!
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