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02-25-2006, 08:54 PM
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Kilsa kept speeding in the fee co. train , it was going faster and faster , he could feel the over head train wheels beginning to slip . The train tracks suddenly led outside , and kilsa could see arnie from outside through his huge office window , he smashed his head against the horn button , and the trains siren could be heard around rupturefarms. Hopefully arnie would see the speeding train ... hopefully.

Mean while the other sligs were enjoying a quick bite at the local cafeteria.

Tooley : Guys , everyones lookin at us , its creepy , i want to drink this slurg shake in peace!

Chewie : ALL OF YOU STARY FELLERS , WE ARE TRYING TO EAT HERE !

all sligs heard a train horn blast through rupturefarms , everyone MUST be able to hear it , it was deafening.

Louie : Must be that bastard kilsa about to die , serves him right , my head hurts like hell.

The horn blasted yet again , numerous sligs and workers gazedaround , waiting for more calls .

Chewie : I hope no one trys to save him!

Right now the train sounds were becoming closer and closer , the train must be passing by the cafeteria soon , evryone at rupturefarms was curious , and some were getting rather peeved.

Louie : He he , i bet the train will last 4 more laps before de - railing!

Chewy : 5 !

Tooley : gentleman , place your wagers!

Kilsa was almost passing out from the speed of the train , but then luck struck him! He saw he was nearing a track change terminal , perhaps this will slow the train down! he looked in the back of the train , and found a steel pole . Gripping the pole in his cigar stained teeth , he smashed a window with his head , and held the pole out of the window , the pole struck the lever , changing the tracks.

Kilsa was relieved , until he found out that the current track was under construction , and was heading straight for the cafeteria wall !

Chewie : Uh oh , sounds like that train is coming close .

Tooley : bullshitsu ! who would be dumb enough to lead the track towards a cafeteria wall ?

Chewie : Arnie .

Tooley : good point . EVERYONE RUN!!!!!
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