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Aww, but spiders are cute little things with shiny eyes and adourable little dancer's legs!
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ARE YOU CRAZY, DRIVEN MAD OFF'A CLIFF!?
Spiders are
NOT, cute! They're hairy, has more legs than a grasshopper, and has fangs! Plus, they give you the chills...:shudders:
As fer me, what pisses me off?...
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...People.
Not to offend some o' you, but some people piss me off.
School is a perfect (poifect!) example.
The preps of the school.
Ugh, I can't stand them! They don't think of anything but themselves, and how they look, and sometimes their boyfriends...
But anyways, it's like, they break a nail, and they cry bloody murder. COME ON! They'll regrown back in a week, turn off yer waterworks, and shove it down yer throat!
The jackasses. The people whom talk crap behind yer back. They get on my nerves as well. They think they're so funny? Well, they're so funny when they talk behind their friend's back, and get's a fist in the face fer it. 'specially gossipers. The lady trash-talkers. All I wanna do to 'em is yank their hair out, and kick them down in the dirt, and make 'em bathe in it, and make'em feel more than sorry fer ever talkin' behind people's back. It's rude, and it's quite stupid. get themselves in to BIG trouble one day.
Now, some o' you may get offended by this, but think of it; I don't know you in real-life, so I can't do anything.
Plus, I'm only directing it to the people at my school. (Burn the bloody place down...)