[outlaw king]

May i join if i may?

Name : Greasy

Age : 25

Species: glukkon

Carrys: heaps of porno mags , Viagra , and heaps of moolah.

Occupation: Inspects glukkon establishments , ( he loves authority and the gluk chicks dig him like hell ).

Loves : girls , girls , shaggin , and girls

Appearance : A Purple tuxedo , with very sharp shoulder blades , and A purple fedora with a mudokon hair braid tucked into it so it sticks out like a feather. And a pair of very shiny spats. He always has a dodgy look on his face , and has gleaming white eyes with pale green skin.

Backstoree : Greasy loves girls . Girls love greasy , greasy rose through the ranks of the oddworld underworld , as the most sleazy idiot ever , hell do anything for a shag , now he is on a routine inspection of blackwater , and hes heard there are good girls there.

Name : Notes

Species : slig

Carrys : notebook ( to note down inspections ) and a pistol for self defence , and chill pills , cos hes prone to the occasional cold.

Appearance : notes is a everyday slig , exept he wears a lime green fedora , and lime green spats , he once drove a magog train until greasy gave him a cushy government job , noting down greasys inspection .



Greasy entered the Blackwater gates , his slig accomplice " notes " following close behind .

Greasy : Well Well Well , so this is the famous blackwater , I wonder where ill find this " smirkley " feller?

Notes : Aint that " murkley " baus?

Greasy : yeh yeh , whatever , i hope theres chicks here , or Im screwed , i need my daily " bedroom business time " or ill probably lose interest in this inspection.

Notes : right baus.


* notes pulls out a porno mag , and shows it to greasy *

Greasy : phew , , whoa mumma , thats heaps better!


Greasy and notes walked towards the main office block .

Greasy : i wonder where this " mojo " feller is? word is that hes almost as good with the ladies as me!

Notes : really baus?

Greasy : nah , probably not . Anyway wheres this murkley fellow?